








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3050 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4241 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3421 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3470 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $824,709 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 522 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ m.Kay | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | chr1s | 57% | 170 |
| #3 | antoN | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | coliN | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | knoctxez | 55% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NaVy^ | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | horrorkiid | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | chr1s | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | coliN | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | knoctxez | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1s | +2.54 | 74 | 77 |
| #2 | NaVy^ | +1.78 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | horrorkiid | +0.85 | 85 | 73 |
| #4 | coliN | +0.55 | 66 | 52 |
| #5 | ✪ m.Kay | +0.46 | 75 | 70 |





