








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2495 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1307 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1742 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1426 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $551,034 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | 41 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | maTias | 35 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Jake | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Chalksta | 5 | 0.0159 |
| #5 | Twitch/Holtietv | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | 252 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jake | 197 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | maTias | 164 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | PEZZA | 116 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #5 | Twitch/Holtietv | 83 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | +2.55 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | PEZZA | +1.89 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | Twitch/Holtietv | +1.67 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | maTias | +0.11 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Peter Lyle | -0.05 | 79 | 57 |





