








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3484 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3765 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1818 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,453 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valkyrie | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Wafflez | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Sparrow | 47% | 329 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valkyrie | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Wafflez | 55% | 51 |
| #3 | Sparrow | 47% | 329 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparrow | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Wafflez | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Valkyrie | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparrow | 506 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #2 | Valkyrie | 133 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wafflez | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shinoシ | +1.76 | 63 | 61 |
| #2 | Wafflez | +0.49 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | Sparrow | -0.89 | 31 | 54 |
| #4 | Valkyrie | -1.10 | 66 | 60 |





