








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1998 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2487 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1580 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,572 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MilKakao | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | julez45🍌 | 75% | 40 |
| #3 | Kenji | 66% | 65 |
| #4 | dino. | 65% | 71 |
| #5 | buster | 65% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dino. | 10 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | buster | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Kenji | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | 1augh | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | julez45🍌 | 3 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dino. | 232 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kenji | 174 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | julez45🍌 | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | 1augh | 110 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Exe | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snak | +4.50 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | julez45🍌 | +3.12 | 81 | 80 |
| #3 | Kenji | +2.34 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | Exe | +2.13 | 89 | 74 |
| #5 | ✪ Lawid | +1.18 | 88 | 65 |





