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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3336 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2936 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3144 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1827 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,922 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -gSo- Com!ngSoon^. | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | rem | 69% | 39 |
| #3 | snak | 65% | 71 |
| #4 | Exe | 64% | 28 |
| #5 | Kenji | 61% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kenji | 61% | 54 |
| #6 | Maal | 58% | 19 |
| #7 | buster | 51% | 78 |
| #8 | *ZamRay4 | 50% | 18 |
| #9 | ✪ Lawid | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buster | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | snak | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Kenji | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | rem | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | *ZamRay4 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rem | 162 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | snak | 158 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kenji | 153 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | buster | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | -gSo- Com!ngSoon^. | 84 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snak | +4.62 | 93 | 67 |
| #2 | Exe | +3.48 | 87 | 76 |
| #3 | ✪ Lawid | +2.29 | 91 | 59 |
| #4 | rem | +1.80 | 84 | 78 |
| #5 | buster | +1.57 | 78 | 60 |





