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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
104 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 118 | 38% |
| Smokes | 81 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 58 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 52 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $97,900 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cooter | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | MegaManks | 36% | 11 |
| #3 | WhileYouWait | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | Joe Viben | 25% | 8 |
| #5 | Poopoopeepeetime | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poopoopeepeetime | 8 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | Tanner | 3 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | WhileYouWait | 2 | 0.0175 |
| #4 | Mr. Bellington | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poopoopeepeetime | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tanner | 54 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | Joe Viben | 15 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mr. Bellington | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | MegaManks | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poopoopeepeetime | +2.63 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | cooter | +1.59 | 53 | 68 |
| #3 | WhileYouWait | -0.26 | 52 | 15 |
| #4 | Tanner | -0.93 | 56 | 52 |
| #5 | Mr. Bellington | -2.77 | 14 | 20 |





