








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3364 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 279 matches | ||
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




306 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
24150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14015 | 28% |
| Smokes | 12059 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 16129 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 8421 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,306,810 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3869 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUSHLIKEPREGNANT | +2.98 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Hunt3r JR | +1.65 | 62 | 63 |
| #3 | average | +0.48 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | kiloooo | +0.34 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | ツ | +0.09 | 52 | 58 |





