








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1163 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1197 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1189 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1096 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,139 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nate | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | Harmony | 49% | 74 |
| #3 | Spaery | 46% | 174 |
| #4 | kam <3 (awoooogaaa) | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | Xdshooter007 | 40% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Spaery | 46% | 174 |
| #4 | kam <3 (awoooogaaa) | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | Xdshooter007 | 40% | 131 |
| #6 | Ginjeh wrld | 39% | 28 |
| #7 | Sedare | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xdshooter007 | 18 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Spaery | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | kam <3 (awoooogaaa) | 9 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Ginjeh wrld | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Harmony | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spaery | 958 | 0.27 | 26 min |
| #2 | Xdshooter007 | 487 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | kam <3 (awoooogaaa) | 191 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sedare | 176 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Harmony | 142 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harmony | +4.25 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | Sedare | +1.34 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Spaery | +1.08 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | kam <3 (awoooogaaa) | -0.14 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | Xdshooter007 | -0.45 | 56 | 69 |





