








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 593 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,183 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3771 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6810 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3049 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4553 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,659,781 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MetsuriMatti | 53% | 180 |
| #2 | J4rZ | 52% | 118 |
| #3 | Hanska | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | eyores | 49% | 134 |
| #5 | BIGGSONI | 48% | 464 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGGSONI | 1252 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | MoottoriPyöräMikko | 544 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | MetsuriMatti | 266 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | eyores | 207 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Uuno | 176 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mini-mies2222 | +2.66 | 69 | 53 |
| #2 | Dumezki | +2.43 | 64 | 49 |
| #3 | MetsuriMatti | +1.96 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Hanska | +1.54 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | J4rZ | +1.10 | 56 | 50 |





