








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1400 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 236 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12377 | 26% |
| Smokes | 9504 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 12793 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 13789 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,822,347 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skinr | 61% | 103 |
| #2 | doMi | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | YSL | 52% | 249 |
| #4 | M | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skinr | 61% | 103 |
| #2 | doMi | 53% | 133 |
| #3 | YSL | 52% | 249 |
| #4 | M | 44% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YSL | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | doMi | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Skinr | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | M | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doMi | 931 | 0.32 | 27 min |
| #2 | YSL | 837 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | M | 88 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Skinr | 51 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YSL | +2.29 | 86 | 70 |
| #2 | Skinr | +1.98 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | [kamikaze] | -0.13 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | doMi | -0.25 | 66 | 81 |
| #5 | M | -2.11 | 54 | 44 |





