








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,266 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3864 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5462 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3899 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3041 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,915,060 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yato | 51% | 225 |
| #2 | ~𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬† | 49% | 152 |
| #3 | JupiteR | 47% | 112 |
| #4 | REDU | 47% | 163 |
| #5 | ♿Eat.You.Alive♿ | 46% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yato | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ☮ | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | REDU | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ♿Eat.You.Alive♿ | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Reggie | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬† | +5.31 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | SuperWog.! | +1.60 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | REDU | +0.41 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | GAN3OOOOOOO | +0.40 | 80 | 47 |
| #5 | Yato | -0.16 | 58 | 65 |





