








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 984 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1814 | 7% |
| Smokes | 11186 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 6627 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6013 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $452,082 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shark | 19 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | EMPRESS LOLLA | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | T0K0L0SIE | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | The_JC | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Pacman | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Flickzy | +2.99 | 61 | 57 |
| #2 | ππ΅πππ δΈδΊ¬ | +1.99 | 45 | 48 |
| #3 | Pacman | +1.33 | 40 | 36 |
| #4 | Shark | +1.25 | 26 | 73 |
| #5 | EMPRESS LOLLA | +0.15 | 41 | 19 |





