








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1056 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3176 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2612 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2222 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1561 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,255,904 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mpaypal diff:( | 51% | 61 |
| #2 | NXKO1D0L | 50% | 50 |
| #3 | nillerdiller | 50% | 58 |
| #4 | Buggy Toast | 47% | 132 |
| #5 | saltf1sk | 46% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tobias | 873 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | Buggy Toast | 478 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | saltf1sk | 300 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mpaypal diff:( | 288 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | banando | 244 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saltf1sk | +3.03 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | nillerdiller | +1.37 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | naroog | +1.02 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | Mpaypal diff:( | +0.94 | 56 | 53 |
| #5 | Buggy Toast | +0.87 | 55 | 69 |





