








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 32% |
| Smokes | 832 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 802 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 689 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,795 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jose arcadio morales | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Vanthez | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Twixor cu@LAN | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Hordane | 50% | 90 |
| #5 | Kurośmiornica | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hordane | 189 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Twixor cu@LAN | 84 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | jose arcadio morales | 15 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kurośmiornica | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Vanthez | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twixor cu@LAN | +3.51 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Timon | +2.93 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | Hordane | -0.09 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | jose arcadio morales | -2.81 | 58 | 48 |
| #5 | Kurośmiornica | -2.92 | 33 | 51 |





