








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1099 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3958 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4018 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2195 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2476 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,477,723 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niogel_ | 81% | 67 |
| #2 | 40 years old Cantonese Saitama | 77% | 64 |
| #3 | FaZe m0NEYBAGS | 73% | 74 |
| #4 | Passenger | 69% | 81 |
| #5 | ✪Q_Q | 67% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 40 years old Cantonese Saitama | 13 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Niogel_ | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | FaZe m0NEYBAGS | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ✪Q_Q | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | drop A-W-P | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 海皮 | +5.67 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | Niogel_ | +4.98 | 78 | 76 |
| #3 | ✪Q_Q | +3.77 | 91 | 64 |
| #4 | Passenger | +1.99 | 87 | 60 |
| #5 | 40 years old Cantonese Saitama | +1.81 | 56 | 59 |





