








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4652 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2872 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4717 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3149 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,218,064 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KiddiJr | 53% | 161 |
| #5 | Realer | 52% | 343 |
| #6 | I'm sorry but I've | 51% | 118 |
| #7 | ConHeo | 51% | 256 |
| #8 | The one (1) | 47% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Realer | 44 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | koarru | 12 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | ConHeo | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | KiddiJr | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | I'm sorry but I've | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ConHeo | 1282 | 0.24 | 27 min |
| #2 | KiddiJr | 768 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #3 | Realer | 409 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | koarru | 342 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | I'm sorry but I've | 334 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koarru | +3.19 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | KiddiJr | +1.95 | 73 | 78 |
| #3 | Swag master | +1.10 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | Realer | +0.29 | 68 | 45 |
| #5 | ConHeo | -0.89 | 55 | 55 |





