








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
27 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 79 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3 | 4% |
| Smokes | 12 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 59% |
| Molotovs | 17 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $19,700 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafael | 17% | 6 |
| #2 | edwin never wins these | 17% | 6 |
| #3 | YoungHugga | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | ☭ Jurocket ☭ | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafael | 17% | 6 |
| #2 | edwin never wins these | 17% | 6 |
| #3 | YoungHugga | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | ☭ Jurocket ☭ | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☭ Jurocket ☭ | 1 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafael | 25 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | edwin never wins these | 19 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | ☭ Jurocket ☭ | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | YoungHugga | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafael | +4.89 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | edwin never wins these | +2.04 | 39 | 62 |
| #3 | YoungHugga | -3.42 | 79 | 39 |
| #4 | NippleMaster | -5.15 | 37 | 25 |
| #5 | ☭ Jurocket ☭ | -8.60 | 41 | 43 |





