








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
59 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 77 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 74 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 73 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $11,031 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungHugga | 36% | 14 |
| #2 | rafael | 33% | 15 |
| #3 | edwin never wins these | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | NippleMaster | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungHugga | 36% | 14 |
| #2 | rafael | 33% | 15 |
| #3 | edwin never wins these | 33% | 15 |
| #4 | NippleMaster | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoungHugga | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafael | 72 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | edwin never wins these | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | YoungHugga | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | NippleMaster | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rafael | +5.15 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | edwin never wins these | +0.69 | 39 | 63 |
| #3 | YoungHugga | -0.70 | 73 | 40 |
| #4 | NippleMaster | -6.55 | 37 | 29 |
| #5 | ☭ Jurocket ☭ | -6.69 | 22 | 43 |





