








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4480 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2593 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2025 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2180 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1966 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,839,068 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flea in a jar | 40 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Jolly | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | akali | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Olaf | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | deetus | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | akali | +5.10 | 87 | 47 |
| #2 | flea in a jar | +2.57 | 52 | 71 |
| #3 | bingy | +1.80 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | Jolly | -0.71 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | deetus | -2.91 | 36 | 34 |





