








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1025 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4262 | 14% |
| Smokes | 8995 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 9061 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 7853 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,228,965 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoB | 51% | 63 |
| #2 | ✰ANES Ɑ͞ ̶ ﻝﮞ ♿ FREE INGER | 50% | 950 |
| #3 | Tjønde! | 50% | 431 |
| #4 | ✪ BoB Farlig ✪ | 50% | 161 |
| #5 | Lejs | 49% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lejs | +1.30 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | rath | +1.22 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | BoB | +0.85 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | Tjønde! | +0.64 | 79 | 37 |
| #5 | ✪ BoB Farlig ✪ | +0.17 | 68 | 68 |





