








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1075 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1019 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1132 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 732 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 888 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,293 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crown | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | BlooM-AE | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | ''Cr33ck'' | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | joda | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Algor1Tmus | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ''Cr33ck'' | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | joda | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | Algor1Tmus | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | Voltyx | 37% | 51 |
| #7 | Koty | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltyx | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | ''Cr33ck'' | 2 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltyx | 104 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | ''Cr33ck'' | 82 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | crown | 44 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #4 | Koty | 37 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | joda | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ''Cr33ck'' | +1.58 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | joda | +1.16 | 81 | 71 |
| #3 | Filios | +0.58 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Algor1Tmus | +0.44 | 80 | 71 |
| #5 | BlooM-AE | +0.08 | 76 | 59 |





