








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 992 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2000 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 632 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2442 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,168,283 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvaZioNe | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | Hayden | 47% | 186 |
| #3 | Aligatrox | 47% | 134 |
| #4 | Mitty | 47% | 49 |
| #5 | Y ❥ | 46% | 333 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y ❥ | +3.69 | 26 | 72 |
| #2 | Mitty | +1.79 | 42 | 35 |
| #3 | EvaZioNe | +1.60 | 44 | 20 |
| #4 | Aligatrox | +1.31 | 35 | 68 |
| #5 | Hayden | +0.64 | 31 | 28 |





