








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1162 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2724 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3061 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2631 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,973 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Susi | 53% | 17 |
| #2 | henazz | 52% | 85 |
| #3 | its ya boi makenomaly | 51% | 80 |
| #4 | rökäle | 51% | 82 |
| #5 | sm3gis | 50% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3gis | 457 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | rökäle | 156 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | its ya boi makenomaly | 153 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | henazz | 112 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ma1Lz ツ | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pawel | +1.81 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | -Seri- | +1.81 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | henazz | +1.03 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | rökäle | +0.47 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | its ya boi makenomaly | +0.15 | 69 | 68 |





