








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Renown | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5504 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7336 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6133 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5252 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,969,275 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henazz | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | vadr0 | 54% | 96 |
| #3 | Maco | 54% | 191 |
| #4 | l ö y l y | 53% | 94 |
| #5 | sm3gis | 53% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussuf | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | vadr0 | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Maco | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | l ö y l y | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | sm3gis | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pawel | +3.63 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | vadr0 | +2.59 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | henazz | +1.30 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | Maco | +0.79 | 66 | 56 |
| #5 | jussuf | +0.49 | 46 | 56 |





