








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 188 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4076 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3811 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1988 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2288 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,170,914 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dan™ | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | Musty Pubes | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | Cookies | 51% | 82 |
| #4 | Anemone | 49% | 220 |
| #5 | Simpleboo.com | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musty Pubes | +1.91 | 66 | 59 |
| #2 | Jmb0 | +1.69 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | Cookies | +1.52 | 62 | 49 |
| #4 | MCBERD | +1.29 | 62 | 47 |
| #5 | rozay | +0.84 | 88 | 57 |





