








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,546 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 141 | 9% |
| Smokes | 467 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 582 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 356 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,934 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemone | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | brew | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | Jmb0 | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemone | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | brew | 43% | 23 |
| #3 | Jmb0 | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brew | 7 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Anemone | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Jmb0 | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jmb0 | 113 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Anemone | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | brew | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jmb0 | +2.32 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | brew | -0.08 | 88 | 19 |
| #3 | Anemone | -0.94 | 50 | 46 |
| #4 | TheWizard | -2.33 | 54 | 26 |





