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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 957 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1119 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1306 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 901 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,860 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JRK876 | 50% | 12 |
| #2 | BeeDez | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | aefnor | 44% | 142 |
| #4 | Fury | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | AsapChasap | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BeeDez | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | aefnor | 44% | 142 |
| #4 | Fury | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | AsapChasap | 42% | 50 |
| #6 | Vivid | 32% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aefnor | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | AsapChasap | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Vivid | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Fury | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | JRK876 | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aefnor | 335 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | BeeDez | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vivid | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | AsapChasap | 92 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fury | 79 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fury | +1.23 | 66 | 71 |
| #2 | JRK876 | +1.05 | 49 | 48 |
| #3 | TheUncertainJuan | +0.55 | 57 | 55 |
| #4 | aefnor | +0.07 | 57 | 61 |
| #5 | BeeDez | +0.06 | 59 | 59 |





