








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1615 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1200 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1683 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,412 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pasuki | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | zöö | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | Juhannussima | 54% | 115 |
| #4 | ankkakumi | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | kundi | 52% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Juhannussima | 54% | 115 |
| #4 | ankkakumi | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | kundi | 52% | 121 |
| #6 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | 51% | 87 |
| #7 | Nikkeezz | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ankkakumi | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | kundi | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Juhannussima | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Nikkeezz | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juhannussima | 356 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | 308 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | ankkakumi | 228 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | kundi | 132 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | pasuki | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kundi | +1.64 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | pasuki | +1.25 | 76 | 39 |
| #3 | heduttaja330 | +1.06 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | +0.74 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Juhannussima | -0.21 | 63 | 66 |





