








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1998 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2755 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2462 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2548 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,467,958 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pasuki | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Juhannussima | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | zöö | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Nikkeezz | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | ankkakumi | 53% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | zöö | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Nikkeezz | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | ankkakumi | 53% | 188 |
| #6 | heduttaja330 | 52% | 121 |
| #7 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | 51% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ankkakumi | 29 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Juhannussima | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | heduttaja330 | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | pasuki | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ankkakumi | 511 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | 331 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | heduttaja330 | 317 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #4 | Juhannussima | 260 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | pasuki | 19 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pasuki | +4.35 | 80 | 40 |
| #2 | kundi | +2.79 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | Leikkimökis??? Galu | +0.74 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | heduttaja330 | +0.47 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | Juhannussima | -0.95 | 56 | 66 |





