








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
12 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 68 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 38 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 13 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $14,300 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ NuramonJones | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | TobiMK | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ ♡ Gemüsikonrad ⛧ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Bronkho | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | SMORMU | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | TobiMK | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ ♡ Gemüsikonrad ⛧ | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Bronkho | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | SMORMU | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | Teams | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ ♡ Gemüsikonrad ⛧ | 1 | 0.0256 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TobiMK | 7 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #2 | Teams | 7 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #3 | SMORMU | 6 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ ♡ Gemüsikonrad ⛧ | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teams | +12.54 | 96 | 35 |
| #2 | Bronkho | +3.68 | 81 | 23 |
| #3 | TobiMK | +0.09 | 54 | 41 |
| #4 | ⭕⃤ NuramonJones | -2.47 | 47 | 64 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ ♡ Gemüsikonrad ⛧ | -3.64 | 5 | 64 |





