








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 909 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Esplay | 50 matches | 1,818 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6855 | 47% |
| Smokes | 3938 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1331 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2537 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $413,190 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | RalF3n | 50% | 30 |
| #15 | GeXxO^ | 49% | 136 |
| #16 | kallskänkan | 43% | 21 |
| #17 | Flytande Flax | 40% | 20 |
| #18 | ✪ Bosen | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kötthunden | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | GeXxO^ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | tjackat | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | neijmen | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | GoatXela4 Inferno=loose | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeXxO^ | 461 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | W1ravia | 139 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | tjackat | 110 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | neijmen | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | kallskänkan | 93 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeXxO^ | +3.40 | 93 | 71 |
| #2 | neijmen | +2.76 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | FaT_RiGhT | +2.01 | 60 | 73 |
| #4 | kallskänkan | +1.86 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | Rubenowski | +1.69 | 67 | 67 |





