








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3378 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3132 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3200 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2702 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $243,645 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wArdeN | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | hikikomori | 70% | 33 |
| #3 | Kr0ne [♔] | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Rackfier | 68% | 41 |
| #5 | ALEXYO | 68% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bil1337 | 58% | 31 |
| #7 | sophie | 58% | 38 |
| #8 | Tomek | 56% | 16 |
| #9 | meisenb | 50% | 20 |
| #10 | xRichter | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rackfier | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | ALEXYO | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | hikikomori | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Kr0ne [♔] | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | sophie | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALEXYO | 320 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rackfier | 192 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | hikikomori | 151 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bil1337 | 85 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kr0ne [♔] | 65 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leetify | TATSU | CSBro | +3.73 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | Bil1337 | +1.99 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | ALEXYO | +0.92 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | hikikomori | +0.58 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | Tomek | +0.50 | 72 | 70 |





