








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1079 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1113 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11088 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8744 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 11819 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 10579 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,039,713 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3836 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Codebit | 57% | 103 |
| #2 | Oko | 51% | 70 |
| #3 | cL-_ | 50% | 183 |
| #4 | xRichter | 50% | 108 |
| #5 | rynqz | 50% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | cL-_ | 50% | 183 |
| #4 | xRichter | 50% | 108 |
| #5 | rynqz | 50% | 266 |
| #6 | cat | 49% | 78 |
| #7 | sophie | 49% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rynqz | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | sophie | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | cL-_ | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Oko | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Codebit | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rynqz | 724 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | cL-_ | 681 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | sophie | 376 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | Codebit | 240 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Oko | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rynqz | +1.50 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Bil1337 | +0.93 | 87 | 56 |
| #3 | Codebit | +0.46 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | xRichter | +0.39 | 83 | 53 |
| #5 | cL-_ | -0.77 | 77 | 73 |





