








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7583 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4807 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6786 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2552 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,103 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXmaskinen | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | ✪ sJOMLI | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | Ausa | 49% | 154 |
| #4 | aCtive?#Aimisforgirls | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | Höddijo On CoCo | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeXmaskinen | 54% | 56 |
| #2 | ✪ sJOMLI | 53% | 93 |
| #3 | Ausa | 49% | 154 |
| #4 | aCtive?#Aimisforgirls | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | Höddijo On CoCo | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ausa | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | LeXmaskinen | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ✪ sJOMLI | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ausa | 477 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | Höddijo On CoCo | 310 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ sJOMLI | 282 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | LeXmaskinen | 130 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | aCtive?#Aimisforgirls | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexus | +0.89 | 72 | 77 |
| #2 | LeXmaskinen | +0.86 | 45 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪ sJOMLI | -0.89 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | Ausa | -1.28 | 40 | 63 |
| #5 | Höddijo On CoCo | -1.65 | 38 | 57 |





