








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 132 | 8% |
| Smokes | 189 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 659 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 684 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,127 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EpicFailsInfinit | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Bubbles | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | AYO CHILL | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Finny | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | oriasine | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EpicFailsInfinit | +3.50 | 75 | 33 |
| #2 | Lilthrasher | +3.45 | 69 | 35 |
| #3 | Bubbles | +2.74 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | mochi | +0.63 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | kermit ♥ | +0.33 | 47 | 28 |





