








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4923 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4155 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5629 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6328 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4855 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,509,197 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duck McScrooge | 72% | 75 |
| #2 | Krissie | 70% | 124 |
| #3 | Charlie | 67% | 410 |
| #4 | Sphinx™ | 67% | 104 |
| #5 | Narky | 66% | 566 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Narky | +4.37 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Hashtag | +2.59 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | Duck McScrooge | +2.08 | 68 | 54 |
| #4 | Raaargh!! | +0.96 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Redemption | +0.83 | 75 | 59 |





