








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 2,083 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1750 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1033 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $894,731 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mathjoides DROP.SKIN | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | bernie | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | mille | 66% | 67 |
| #4 | ev0lution =DD | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | BRAJAN | 56% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ev0lution =DD | 56% | 79 |
| #5 | BRAJAN | 56% | 106 |
| #6 | Abbe | 48% | 33 |
| #7 | Ringo | 48% | 82 |
| #8 | Elias | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ev0lution =DD | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Ringo | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | mille | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | BRAJAN | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Mathjoides DROP.SKIN | 3 | 0.0130 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAJAN | 389 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | mille | 228 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | ev0lution =DD | 162 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ringo | 155 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | bernie | 95 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mille | +6.37 | 95 | 61 |
| #2 | ev0lution =DD | +1.98 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | kerz | +1.28 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Mathjoides DROP.SKIN | +1.22 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | BRAJAN | +0.33 | 80 | 62 |





