








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 430 | 19% |
| Smokes | 679 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 540 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,104 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Nice Boulder | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | breeebb | 46% | 97 |
| #3 | nickels | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Bawas | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Nice Boulder | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | breeebb | 46% | 97 |
| #3 | nickels | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | Bawas | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breeebb | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | nickels | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Bawas | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | A Nice Boulder | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | breeebb | 268 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Bawas | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | nickels | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | A Nice Boulder | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Nice Boulder | +3.02 | 55 | 62 |
| #2 | nickels | +2.34 | 80 | 46 |
| #3 | CswBunny | +0.29 | 75 | 31 |
| #4 | breeebb | +0.06 | 51 | 54 |
| #5 | Bawas | -1.63 | 56 | 55 |





