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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 60 | 35% |
| Smokes | 41 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 24 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,483 of utility $324 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | 1 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | 40 | 1 | 0.0189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lum | 33 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #2 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | 21 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | tristan sp | 8 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | 40 | 6 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kohaku Ryu | 5 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lum | +2.62 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | +1.89 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | tristan sp | +1.77 | 93 | 42 |
| #4 | Squeex | -0.17 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | jcen | -1.02 | 86 | 56 |





