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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
59 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 48 | 34% |
| Smokes | 26 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 27 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 41 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $27,100 of utility $274 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squeex | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | tristan sp | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | b0 | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | jcen | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | lum | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | b0 | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | jcen | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | lum | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | Kohaku Ryu | 50% | 2 |
| #7 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | 1 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | lum | 12 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #3 | tristan sp | 10 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #4 | b0 | 8 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | jcen | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r u feeling it now mr krabs | +5.03 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | lum | +4.47 | 89 | 65 |
| #3 | Squeex | +0.74 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | Kohaku Ryu | +0.48 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | tristan sp | +0.18 | 66 | 54 |





