








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 553 | 20% |
| Smokes | 893 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 816 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 491 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,211 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stranger | 46% | 63 |
| #2 | 另一個母親的兄弟 | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | mags | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | ᵒᵏ | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Xaih | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xaih | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Stranger | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | m3k | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Gambo | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | 另一個母親的兄弟 | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stranger | 241 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | Xaih | 130 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Smi | 126 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gambo | 91 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | ᵒᵏ | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smi | +4.01 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | Xaih | +0.85 | 83 | 57 |
| #3 | Gambo | +0.82 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | m3k | +0.36 | 76 | 44 |
| #5 | Stranger | -0.01 | 71 | 66 |





