








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 597 | 28% |
| Smokes | 472 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 603 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 466 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,681 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 392 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ r3Demption | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Harmless Cat | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | ⊰ blind ⊱ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Bot Bob | kickback.com | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | FloatingSink | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ⊰ blind ⊱ | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | Bot Bob | kickback.com | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | FloatingSink | 48% | 64 |
| #6 | 凪卄 | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | Kawaii Is Life | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FloatingSink | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Bot Bob | kickback.com | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | ⊰ blind ⊱ | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FloatingSink | 191 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | 凪卄 | 59 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kawaii Is Life | 54 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bot Bob | kickback.com | 20 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | ⊰ blind ⊱ | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ r3Demption | +6.24 | 81 | 44 |
| #2 | Kawaii Is Life | +1.47 | 78 | 48 |
| #3 | FloatingSink | +1.04 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | Harmless Cat | +0.18 | 81 | 16 |
| #5 | Bot Bob | kickback.com | +0.03 | 79 | 67 |





