








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8816 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4055 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4246 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4821 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,364,435 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kai | 67% | 262 |
| #2 | jordyn | 66% | 221 |
| #3 | yslgootscrap | 66% | 41 |
| #4 | SombreSeul | 61% | 62 |
| #5 | Ch | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jordyn | +4.48 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | ttv/lurrrkr | +1.68 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | yslgootscrap | +1.22 | 66 | 36 |
| #4 | kai | +1.05 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | SombreSeul | +0.74 | 85 | 65 |





