








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2853 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2015 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2775 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1622 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,025 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joker | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | 🆂🅼🅸🅻🅴ヅ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | kr6be | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | ѕℓααναgяαммм | 55% | 154 |
| #5 | Sephic | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 🆂🅼🅸🅻🅴ヅ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | kr6be | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | ѕℓααναgяαммм | 55% | 154 |
| #5 | Sephic | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | SkilaGraMMM | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ѕℓααναgяαммм | 18 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | kr6be | 4 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | SkilaGraMMM | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | joker | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | 🆂🅼🅸🅻🅴ヅ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ѕℓααναgяαммм | 308 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | SkilaGraMMM | 154 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sephic | 113 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | joker | 88 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | kr6be | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nex | +2.29 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | kr6be | +0.84 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | 🆂🅼🅸🅻🅴ヅ | +0.73 | 69 | 45 |
| #4 | SkilaGraMMM | -0.08 | 41 | 52 |
| #5 | joker | -0.53 | 69 | 67 |





