








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 990 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 368 matches | ||
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10681 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9153 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 11003 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7257 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,994,887 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PabloEscobar | 56% | 151 |
| #2 | eviljonbob | 56% | 136 |
| #3 | Aerexon | 53% | 481 |
| #4 | -eckz | 51% | 137 |
| #5 | ChrisXCross | 50% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Aerexon | 53% | 481 |
| #4 | -eckz | 51% | 137 |
| #5 | ChrisXCross | 50% | 141 |
| #6 | Kravox | 50% | 128 |
| #7 | cw33z | 44% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PabloEscobar | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Aerexon | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | ChrisXCross | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | -eckz | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Kravox | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aerexon | 1263 | 0.13 | 29 min |
| #2 | ChrisXCross | 604 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | -eckz | 394 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | eviljonbob | 341 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | cw33z | 313 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aerexon | +2.76 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | eviljonbob | +1.23 | 65 | 74 |
| #3 | PabloEscobar | +0.77 | 85 | 44 |
| #4 | -dR- FroϟtBite | +0.37 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | -eckz | +0.23 | 63 | 58 |





