








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 797 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6926 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5767 | 16% |
| Smokes | 8820 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10815 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 9709 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,930,142 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | juan. | 46% | 191 |
| #10 | ᴛʀᴏɴ ᴘᴇᴛᴀꜱ | 45% | 77 |
| #11 | Rubs.gg | 44% | 124 |
| #12 | ALAN🐇 | 42% | 111 |
| #13 | JACKIE CHAN | 42% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Javi Petas | +2.31 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | Rubs.gg | +2.19 | 74 | 74 |
| #3 | toto | +1.83 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | ALAN🐇 | +1.70 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | juan. | +1.68 | 65 | 73 |





