








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 810 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 620 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8583 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7724 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7184 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7314 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,799 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jordilet | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | juan. | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | toto | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | ᴛʀᴏɴ ᴘᴇᴛᴀꜱ | 53% | 219 |
| #5 | S per MA | 50% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toto | +2.11 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | Rubs.gg | +1.87 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | juan. | +0.84 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | ALAN🐇 | +0.13 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | ᴛʀᴏɴ ᴘᴇᴛᴀꜱ | +0.08 | 57 | 75 |





