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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3479 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2690 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1563 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2005 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $498,205 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Orbits08 | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Push Start Gamer | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Ich bin Noah | 63% | 16 |
| #4 | Perplex | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | SPIN TEST!! | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SPIN TEST!! | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | TidusTacos | 50% | 38 |
| #7 | _-LOGIC-_ | 42% | 55 |
| #8 | Spin | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | Shock | 34% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _-LOGIC-_ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Shock | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Orbits08 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shock | 156 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | _-LOGIC-_ | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Spin | 84 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Orbits08 | 83 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | TidusTacos | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diggz | +3.23 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | _-LOGIC-_ | +0.62 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | Ich bin Noah | -0.23 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | SPIN TEST!! | -0.49 | 42 | 61 |
| #5 | Push Start Gamer | -0.76 | 63 | 52 |





