








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 27% |
| Smokes | 914 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1152 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 844 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,662 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tofuritter | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | .TaBa | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | belarus KY | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | B!mm3L___ | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | FresHii* | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | budbud | 43% | 7 |
| #8 | Wicked180 | 40% | 20 |
| #9 | Totti | 36% | 22 |
| #10 | MUSHU BICEPS #PewPew | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FresHii* | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | belarus KY | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | .TaBa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Tofuritter | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | budbud | 2 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | belarus KY | 174 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | .TaBa | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tofuritter | 94 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Wicked180 | 46 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | B!mm3L___ | 45 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .TaBa | +3.05 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Tofuritter | +1.10 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | belarus KY | -0.06 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | Blu3Eye | -0.31 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | Wicked180 | -0.47 | 62 | 74 |





