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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
51 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 77 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5 | 6% |
| Smokes | 28 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 33 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 11 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $40,800 of utility $314 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | 43% | 7 |
| #2 | Peter Lyle | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Jake | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | maTias | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | 43% | 7 |
| #2 | Peter Lyle | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Jake | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | maTias | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | 2 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | maTias | 2 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Peter Lyle | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jake | 19 | 0.20 | 0 min |
| #2 | Izzac | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Peter Lyle | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | maTias | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Izzac | +2.85 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Peter Lyle | +2.51 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Jako | -1.25 | 68 | 28 |
| #4 | maTias | -1.66 | 77 | 41 |
| #5 | Jake | -2.58 | 51 | 53 |





